Hey! It's Allright.....

As a mom I have an array of magazines (I know not very green of me..I should be reading them all online or my Nook, I'm working on it).  So in my magazine arsenal I have Parenting magazine (Early years and School years thanks to the HUGE age difference I have in my family), Parents magazine (that I snagged for $5 from Mamapedia), Good Housekeeping and Real Simple (which is the absolute best magazine out there).  There's one more....Glamour magazine.  I have had a subscription to Glamour since I was in high school and I still love it.  So in honor of Glamour's Hey! It's OK page I'm creating my own Hey! It's Allright blog post. 

Hey!  It's Allright

• If you have thought (briefly, maybe longer) about using the Preggo Parking at Kroger just because you're bloated and have PMS.
• If at the grocery store you tend to duck and hide behind displays or larger people so you don't have to make small talk with people who may be distant Facebook friends, people with diarrhea of the mouth, or parents with kids who have never been taught any manners in their life.
• If you pretend a toy is broken so you don't have to hear an (even more) annoying version of Old McDonald Had a Farm for the millionth time.
• If you hate homework just as much as your kids do.
• If you consider washing your hair a luxury.
• If you dust around things instead of under them....or if you don't dust at all.
• If sometimes using your best Southern lady smile makes you feel like your face is going to break.
• If you find folding laundry therapeutic...don't judge me.
• If you are considering buying a Spanx unitard to wear on the beach this summer.
• If the only way you can be productive and clean the house is when you're listening to Pandora radio...80's Pop channel.
• If your kids say you're way different from other parents.
• If a pedicure once a month is something you have to fit into your budget....I'm giving you permission right now ladies to do this for yourselves.
• If some of your favorite songs come from 80's soundtracks....hello, Dirty Dancing!
• If you get butter on your popcorn at the movies....what's the point of going to the movies if you don't?
• If you are writing a blog post on your laptop sitting on the living room floor with a 4 1/2 year old balancing on your shoulders....yep, really.